Want to hear a joke?
It all starts in '93
With the birth of a bloke
Who grew to be as hated as can be.
In heaven, God proclaimed,
Let there be unity.
So the people blamed
And hated him in unanimity.
Family, Friends, Enemies,
They became one and the same.
Even after a lifetime of therapies,
He still thought life was a game.
Then one day, he spoke,
I know who amongst you I can trust.
Whom, when I am down or broke
Would not leave me to rot and rust.
God, they say, had a purpose for him.
Yet, time and again, he failed to see
Just exactly what it could be
Except maybe for comedy.